Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Combat Kitty



I received an email from this cute little kitten here are some the key phases the were taken from his correspondence,

"...will be watching from near and far....those involved in self indulgence....the full squad of combat ready kitty's....eager and willing to take matters into their own mitts....NO FEAR"

It was signed, Combat Kitty A-1

Remember folks, think of the kittens before you....well take matters into your own hands!!!!

Stop The Insanity


First it was that horrific cat juggling story in South America, and now this.
When will the insanity stop!!!!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

All Things Humor


It is now official! This is a humorous blog!
With the overflow of comments that I received after the list 8 things post, I decided that this is the way that you, my fan, wants me to go. It was a hard decision noting all of the rage that my political post stirred. Even more chilling was the response to my cooking post. I thought after the incident which it incited that I might go that direction. But based on the shear numbers, somewhat like American Idol, I have to go the direction that you, my fan, wants me to take. And like that idol show it may not be the best route to take because my areas of expertise are not particularly humor and the like, but you, my fan, have overwhelming swayed me to the humor route.

So get ready to laugh your ass off and sometimes, yes, to think a little, my humor can be sometimes a little off the wall.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I Have Been Tagged?!?!?!

It seems that I have been tagged by my honey and now have to enter some facts about myself to all of you, my loyal readers. Here is the problem, I have to tag some others and continue this on. Hmmmm..sounds like a chain letter to me! I will probably get 7 yrs of bad luck if I don't pass it on. But wait, if I don't know how to pass it on, will the blog Gods still bestow this punishment upon me? I don't think so.
I do have an idea though. Todays blog in supposed to be about entertainment right!
So what could be more entertaining than you guys learning about mememe!

So here goes:

1. I don't know squat about blogging! I know this is a big surprise to most of you because of the professionalism demonstrated by my entries and my blog itself.

2. I know I am going to hit the lottery one day. I haven't yet but I am sure if I ever buy a ticket that my odds will improve.

3. I love to gamble and I am good at it. Yea I know that sounds pretty arrogant, and it is. But the results are there. If anyone tells you that its all luck, send em my way I've got a bet to make with them.

4. I went to Disney World 33 times before I was 15yrs. old. Thats right, 33 times.
Now I do have some splaining to do. My father developed some land in central Florida way before the really big Orlando bloom(hahaha). I know it should be boom but this is entertainment!!!!! He used to take me with him on business. He would drop me off at the Comtempory Hotel in the morning, go do business, at pick me up later that night. It was a blast. I new all of the best times to go to the popular rides, where to eat cheap, when free stuff was being given away.....a kids paradise I tell you.

5. I have seen the chicken pox scare on my girlfriends butt, and mind you it is SEXY!!!!!!

6. When(if) I grow up I have no idea what I want to do for a living.

7. I have been in two major auto wrecks and been told by Drs. that I should be dead on at least 3 other occasions. On top of that I have no serious health problems to show from it. I say WOW to that.

8. Went to a bar the other night and had the best white iced mocca coffee ever.

Now how the hell do I tag someone else? Doesn't matter, I wouldn't know who to tag if I could!

If I say so myself, and I will probably be the only one who reads this, "Thats some damn fine entertainment there."

I'm a Nice Guy, Ha!!!!!!

Either I"m a nice person or my evil side in just in remission.
How about you?
Your Wrath Quotient: 30%

Sometimes you get really angry, but nothing out of the norm.
While you may wish someone harm, it's pretty unlikely that you'd actually do anything about it.

Caesar Salad-Not What You think

At dinner the other night my family had a discussion about caesar salad and I told them a little about the history of the the salad as I know it. In todays hurry up and wait life we sometimes miss out on the elegance and romance of times past and how things were actually done. This article that I found will give you a little of the history and the makins of what goes into the "original" caesar salad.

And folks, if you have never had it or had it done for you it is well worth the effort to try the salad in the old way instead of the bottled hurry up version.

I'm also going to give you a quiz question, "Where was the first caeser salad served?"
Good luck and enjoy.
I can't figure out the link thingy right now and I know I have been shown how to, but...... so I thought I would just give you lthe whole friggin tomato....

Caesar Salad
One of my favorite salads and one that I usually request when dining out is Caesar Salad.

History of the Caesar Salad

This popular dish was originally created in 1924 by Italian chef Caesar Cardini at his restaurant in Tijuana, Mexico and was prepared and served right at the table. If you have never experienced "the show" that goes with tableside presentation, you don't know what you missed. What an opportunity for a waiter to show off his stuff, mixing and whisking to the delight of the patrons.

For those of you who are not fans of anchovies, you may be interested in knowing the original recipe for this salad did not include them. So when the waiter asks if you want anchovies on your Caesar Salad, tell him, " No, I prefer Chef Cardini's original recipe."

What About Those Raw Eggs?

Although some recipes use a raw egg, a coddled egg will give the dressing a smoother, creamier texture. How does the Reluctant Gourmet coddle an egg? Easy, bring a small pot of water to fast boil and gently place the egg into it and cook for 45 seconds.

You can buy a variety of bottled Caesar Salad dressings in your grocery store even one that has an photo of Chef Cardini on it, but none are as good as making it yourself.

The recipe below is not Cardini's original recipe but one that was given to me by a chef in New York City. You can also buy a variety of commercial croutons, but I highly recommend making your own. It's easy and the taste is far better than any crouton you can purchase. You can store the croutons in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to one day.



TESTIMONIAL

"I have been basking in the glory reflected from your Caesar Salad ever since I first discovered it on the internet about a year ago. My children fight over it. My wife accuses me of being a chef. It has become the centrepiece of my repertoire. Many thanks indeed."

The Rt Hon James Arbuthnot MP
House of Commons, London
INGREDIENTSFor the Croutons:

2 large garlic cloves
Pinch of salt
3 tablespoons virgin olive oil
2 cups French baguette slices cut up into 1/2 inch cubes (white bread works too)

For the Salad:

1 large egg
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 medium garlic clove, crushed
1 pinch salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons anchovy paste or 4 flat anchovies
1 teaspoon capers
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1/3 cup virgin olive oil
2 medium heads of romaine lettuce -- outer leaves removed
1/3 cup Parmesan cheese -- grated


PREP WORK Prepping the croutons - Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Crush the garlic cloves with the side of a chef's knife (be very careful) or with a garlic press. Slice up the baguette and cut them into 1/2 inch cubes.

Prepping the salad - Again crush the garlic. If you are using flat anchovies out of a can, mince one or two to make 1 1/2 teaspoons worth. Grate the Parmesan cheese. It's always better to grate it yourself if you have the opportunity.

HOW TO MAKE AT HOMECroutons - Combine garlic, oil, salt, and bread cubes in a bowl. Mix until cubes are coated evenly. Spread the coated cubes onto a baking sheet and bake until the croutons are golden. This should take about 10 minutes.

To make the salad - Bring a pot of boiling water to boil, add egg and cook for just 45 seconds....NO MORE. This is coddling the egg. Remove from heat and let it cool off.

Meanwhile, mix the Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, garlic, salt & pepper, anchovy, mustard and capers in a bowl. Crack egg and add to these ingredients. Whisk until smooth.

Now for the tricky part. Slowly add the oil in a steady stream while constantly whisking again until smooth. Reason: if you add the oil too quickly, the dressing will be separate and not emulsify.

To serve:

Tear the romaine lettuce into 1-2 inch pieces and add them to a large bowl (wooden if you have one). Add half the dressing, toss, add remaining dressing, Parmesan cheese, and croutons and toss again. Serve on chilled plates.

My Apologies

I must apologise to my fan base for not posting about cooking yesterday.
Here's the thing: Life in the past few months has taken a turn....for the best.
I sometimes hear a lot of complaints and at times I will complain too about not having enough time to do all the things that I would have liked or wanted to do.
Yesterday that was the case! I didn't get to post about cooking because I had many more important things to do and I loved every minute of it. No they were not all fun and joy but I would not trade my day for anything. But I have some time today so COOKING will be next!!!! And then who knows!!!!